I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
what day is it and did you see me today?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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