We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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