Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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