i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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