So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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