sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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