I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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