a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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