in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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