..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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