They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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