So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.