You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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