You work out of a Hotel?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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