i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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