She announced her abortion via fbk
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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