we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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