yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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