Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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