No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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