please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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