just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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