and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I can't put those talents on a resume
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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