OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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