Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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