I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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