marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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i came on her dog
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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