it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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