I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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