Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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