Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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