Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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