Is it normal to miss your booty call?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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