He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize