Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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