I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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