i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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