i don't plan on having that self control this summer
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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