3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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