remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
