3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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