Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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