My entire life is one complicated drinking game
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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