That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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