GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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