Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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