I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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