I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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