Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
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There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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