cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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