why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
His nipple licking is glorious
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