The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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