no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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