remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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