After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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