Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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