I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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