I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My liver just had a heart attack.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
