Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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