I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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