I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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