So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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