what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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