were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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